if you dont have a gay cousin then youre the gay cousin sorry to break it to you
but if none of your cousins have a gay cousin, then all of you are the gay cousin. Then you all have a gay cousin, so you aren’t necessarily a gay cousin. Then once again, you all don’t have a gay cousin.
You are all Schrodinger’s gay cousin, in a super positioned state of both being the gay cousin and not.
wow i have had a lot of way too intense friendships - says 90% of same-gender attracted women when looking back at their closeted lives
"When did you know you were gay?"
(in deep announcer voice) "In a time of ancient gods, warlords, and kings--A land in turmoil cried out for a hero..."
"Okay, I got it..."
"She was Xena, a mighty princess forged in the heat of battle."
"Girl--I got it."
"The power..... The passion.... The danger.... Her courage will change the world."