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sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

(via lgbtlaughs)

number1alienboy:

when covering a song, dont change the pronouns to make the song less gay, change them to make it more gay. turn every boring straight love song into a beautiful gay one. fill the world with homo.

(via colonelgeorgespunmercy)

brolining:

celestial-sexhair:

the-nerdy-angels:

brolinbutts:

lunaradvent:

fiveocock:

The best part is that these gifs are 100% authentic: the words, the facial expressions, everything.

iconic

i thought someone changed the text but then i remembered this actually happened

AND THIS IS SEASON ONE

(Source: voldermorte, via asterisknova)

imfeelingalittlepeculiar:

thedronesneedyou:

iamsomanythings:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Is that why ancient Greek statues are all lacking in that area?

Classicist to the rescue! Short answer: yes. Long answer: It’s a bit more complicated than that, of course.
The reason we see so many statues that look like this (naked, buff, not-well-endowed guy looks into distance) is because it’s a trope that’s come up several times in Western art history. Most recently, the Renaissance and Neoclassical periods saw it used heavily because it emulated the statues done in ancient Rome. Those statues in turn were emulating an ideal that (some of) the Greeks, particularly after about 500 BCE, held.
This aesthetic goes hand in hand with several others in Greece — one of which was the athletes’ nudity in the Olympic games — intended to show off the (young, buff) male form. It’s considered by Classicists who study Greek art history to actually be a homosexual ideal, particularly that of the eromenos, or “beloved”, younger member in a male homosexual partnership, who was typically in his teens (hence why these statues are not bearded) and not yet (heterosexually) married. In sexual relations, he was expected to be (what we today would refer to as) the bottom, and thus emphasis was not placed on his genitals by sculptors and artists of the time. The other male aesthetic ideal, that of the erastes (“lover”), was typically older, bearded — think of all the bearded guys you see on Greek pottery — and (almost always) clothed.
(The association of big dicks with barbarians was derived from the fact that non-Greek men were not believed to conform to the erastes/eromenos relationship ideal, rather being more interested in heterosexual sex no matter their age.)

No wonder Xena chose Gabrielle.

imfeelingalittlepeculiar:

thedronesneedyou:

iamsomanythings:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Is that why ancient Greek statues are all lacking in that area?

Classicist to the rescue! Short answer: yes. Long answer: It’s a bit more complicated than that, of course.

The reason we see so many statues that look like this (naked, buff, not-well-endowed guy looks into distance) is because it’s a trope that’s come up several times in Western art history. Most recently, the Renaissance and Neoclassical periods saw it used heavily because it emulated the statues done in ancient Rome. Those statues in turn were emulating an ideal that (some of) the Greeks, particularly after about 500 BCE, held.

This aesthetic goes hand in hand with several others in Greece — one of which was the athletes’ nudity in the Olympic games — intended to show off the (young, buff) male form. It’s considered by Classicists who study Greek art history to actually be a homosexual ideal, particularly that of the eromenos, or “beloved”, younger member in a male homosexual partnership, who was typically in his teens (hence why these statues are not bearded) and not yet (heterosexually) married. In sexual relations, he was expected to be (what we today would refer to as) the bottom, and thus emphasis was not placed on his genitals by sculptors and artists of the time. The other male aesthetic ideal, that of the erastes (“lover”), was typically older, bearded — think of all the bearded guys you see on Greek pottery — and (almost always) clothed.

(The association of big dicks with barbarians was derived from the fact that non-Greek men were not believed to conform to the erastes/eromenos relationship ideal, rather being more interested in heterosexual sex no matter their age.)

No wonder Xena chose Gabrielle.

(via asterisknova)

manifestingwomanist:

saintwerewolf:

pastelle-prince:

seriously though, list of fucking awful trends in the gay male community:

  • "sassy black woman" voice
  • t-slurs everywhere
  • talking down to women/harassing them because “it’s ok i’m gay lol”
  • transphobia towards trans men (ew, vaginas!!!)
  • misogyny towards cis women (more ew, vaginas!!!!)
  • "gay is the new black" (says white gay men)

like can we just address

also

  • trying to disguise racism as a “preference”

All of this

(via thechocolatebrigade)

ohmygil:

everyone seems to have lost their shit over the Oscar Wilde/Walt Whitman thing and I get why, but my favorite old timey sex story is that Rock Hudson and Elizabeth Taylor allegedly had a bet going to see who could fuck James Dean first and Rock Hudson won.

(via asterisknova)

theivorytowercrumbles:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

xenainnuendoisland:

Requested.

CANON

THEY ARE QUEER

THEY ARE LOVERS

IT IS ACTUAL CANON OKAY <3

The difference between a show that had to dodge censors and a show that queerbaits for fans.

(via lgbtlaughs)

deadlydinos:

B4 u say that you don’t want that same-sex pair on tv to be a couple because platonic relationships are underrepresented

I want you to hear me out on an idea SO outrageous that it might just work

A character

Could be in a romantic/sexual relationship with a character of the same sex

AND

Be in a platonic relationship with a DIFFERENT character, also of the same sex!

GAY PEOPLE WITH FRIENDS: THE RADICAL PLAN

(via lgbtlaughs)

finkspiration:

Haruka, be still my heart.

(Source: girlsbydaylight, via albinwonderland)

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

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