1. blacksupervillain:

    onoasa:

    jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

    okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

    ‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
    ‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

    the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

    ‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

    there entire schisms about this very thing

    Reblogged from: blacksupervillain
  2. buscadoradevida:

    this is the stupidest and funniest thing ever

    Reblogged from: tazzyphinzel
  3. Reblogged from: mellamancalle
  4. hoganddice:

    takethethirdoption:

    I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

    "I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

    This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

    Reblogged from: softhings
  5. parkingstrange:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

    parkingstrange:

    xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

    sassy-satan666:

    unmutekurloz:

    raspberryskittles:

    dion-thesocialist:

    isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

    yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

    Yes.

    Oh my god

    last time we reblogged this we got anon hate from the christian community. You guys really are passionate about your figs.

    Reblogged from: lgbtlaughs
  6. sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

    sarahseemssilly:

    theycallmethemoose:

    everkings:

    gildatheplant:

    pragtastic:

    fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

    leomoriat:

    poesdaughter:

    Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

    Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

    90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

    Are we not going to mention Jesus?

    Nailed it.

    *wheeze* 

    Oh my god.

    Nailed it.

    Reblogged from: wantingsofdreamsandvirtues
  7. ryanpanos:

    Church Altars | Cyril Porchet | Via

    Reblogged from: face-down-asgard-up
  8. piddlebucket:

joshreads:

hey guys the supreme court is in the business now of deciding which of your religious beliefs are important enough to merit legal protection and which aren’t, so that’s pretty cool i guess

fuck everything

    piddlebucket:

    joshreads:

    hey guys the supreme court is in the business now of deciding which of your religious beliefs are important enough to merit legal protection and which aren’t, so that’s pretty cool i guess

    fuck everything

    Reblogged from: face-down-asgard-up
  9. As far as we can tell, Hobby Lobby is “Christian” because it’s closed on Sundays…and now they don’t have to pay for birth control. And that’s it. It’s not their purchasing practices. It’s not their corporate structure. Hobby Lobby does not define itself as “Christian” because of some broad international humanitarian work that everyone knows about. Like a certain fast-food chain, we are witness to a national corporation representing our faith in the thinnest of terms.
    Reblogged from: blacksupervillain
  10. fuckyeahtattoos:

Mikael de Poissy - 2012
#France #MikaelDePoissy #vitrail #stainedGlass #Jesus #christ #religious

    fuckyeahtattoos:

    Mikael de Poissy - 2012

    #France #MikaelDePoissy #vitrail #stainedGlass #Jesus #christ #religious

    Reblogged from: fuckyeahtattoos
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