Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.
I just think it’s hilarious.
OH MY GOD
Thinking back on the movie… this explains a lot.
‘get back in the kitchen’
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
is this good
It’s funny because we all know who this is.
I want this
If ever I got the chance to interview him, I’d totally wear this with a flawless pokerface and no shame in my heart.
NO. SHAME. EVAR.
in case you ever forget how to spell curdled milk’s name i made a handy dandy chart
you can mix and match! (◠ ◡ ◠✿)
its funny because we all know who this is no matter what the combination is
this…….is so helpful when I need some quick combinations
just for the record, i honestly have no hate for this guy. i have no feels about him one way or another. i just really, really, really love finding a new name to call him every single time.
nothing tops liz’s cucumber wendigo tho.
ok but horatio bundercrust though
this is excellent. i also do not have very strong feelings about bumberstump crumblesnacks; i like bbc sherlock (overall), think he’s talented, he’s done some cool stuff; he’s also done some shitty, problematic stuff and some of his fans are super awful.
but in any case, love him or hate him, i don’t think there’s any denying the awesomeness of this chart. and it really is the fact that we all still know who it is that makes it so awesome.
also snickerdoodle chowderpants.