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turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

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How Netflix and cable companies are going to ruin the Internet for everybody



I won’t recount all of the horrible things that could happen because of the impending Time Warner/Comcast merger, except to say that those horrible things are beginning to come to fruition. The merger, which would mean that Comcast will own 30 percent of the nation’s access to the Internet, means that Comcast will also own 30 percent of the control over that access, and unless strong net neutrality laws are put into place, we’re all kind of screwed.

Why? Well, for starters, after the merger was announced, Netflix struck a deal with Comcast to get favorable treatment so that Comcast subscribers wouldn’t have their access to Netflix disrupted. That’s good, right? Not really. As Netflix’s CEO Reed Hastings explained, Netflix only paid up because they were basically in a position where they had no choice. Comcast gave them the shake down.

Now? Apple has fallen into line. Apple is in discussions with Comcast to get its own special little pipeline into our homes so that when it rolls out its new Apple TV later this year, Comcast subscribers won’t blame Apple if they run into a lot of buffering problems when they open their brand new Apple TV sets. Amazon Prime and Hulu are probably only days or weeks behind, and what will it all mean?

It’ll mean that the major streaming services will have to pay extra for favorable treatment, and those who can’t afford to pay extra or are unwilling to do so will not get fruit cup. This is precisely why we want net neutrality in the first place: So that Internet access is open and available to everyone equally.

Indeed, not only will the money that Netflix, Amazon, Apple, and Hulu pay to Comcast eventually filter back down to the consumer in terms of higher prices, but we may get the double whammy by not only having to pay Netflix a higher subscription rate, but Comcast, too, in order to avoid caps. Many of us already pay an outrageous amount for Internet access (I pay $72 a month), and how many of us are actually happy with it? Still, without net neutrality and stronger competition among ISPs, that’s our future.

In fact, as Slate points out, it may actually benefit ISPs to have crappy Internet because it will force streaming services to pay the ISPs to open up better lanes, so the rich will get richer, and the poor will get poorer, and our Internet will eventually mirror the outside corporate structure even more than it does now. Moreover, without net neutrality laws, there’s nothing stopping ISPs from throttling traffic to your favorite sites, so that one day, you may have a crystal clear path to Netflix, but opening up your local online newspaper or that Mommy Blog you can’t get enough of may remind you of the old days of dial-up service.

This is why anti-monopoly laws exist. It’s too bad they have no teeth, and the FCC is a bunch of weak-willed ninnies.


Capitalism at its worst.




internet jokes come and go but bad fanfiction is eternal 

you may even say bad fanfiction is



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wow yeah u got me, rando FB person. i’m totally a big ol hypocrite. good thing you called me out on that insted of, y’know, considering the actual point i was bringing up about misogyny, maybe taking a look at your own shitty behavior.

Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll


Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll

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It’s mainly ego that makes you share stuff online


Master in Management, ESCP Europe

Contagious Ideas in Social Media - A Two-Factor Model on Motivations for Sharing

Read Thesis:

oh man. i’m watching some fascinating fb drama unfold. i feel bad for enjoying it but it’s just so fun to watch drama that i’m not personally involved in, whether it’s on tv or on the internet.

i think the Germans have a word for this and i think it probably makes me a bad person for indulging in it but eh. what’re ya gonna do.

In Kansas, gay/lesbian/bisexual/pansexual etc. people can now legally be banned from




~ Shops
~ Restaurants
~ Hotels
~ Any other business
~ Their jobs
~ Their university
~ Public pools and parks
~ Everywhere under state control
~ Police services
~ Hospitals
~ And by extension that means 999 too

If they make a case to marry someone of the same gender they will not only lose but have to pay for the opposition’s lawyer

Just thought I’d let you guys know, since I can hardly believe it myself



According to as of 4 hours ago:

Kansas House Bill 2453, aka “the official LGBT discrimination bill”,  has officially been killed in Kansas’s Senate, which means that it will not pass into law.

Instead, what it will do is be booted back to Kansas’s House in order to have revisions made. According to the current House speaker, if it went to vote again, it “probably wouldn’t pass”.


It is also largely in part because of the grass roots petitions on facebook and online, showing lawmakers that citizens are highly opposed to this kind of bill passing.

So everyone?

Good job. We’re good for now.

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Study: Online trolls are 'everyday sadists'






An online survey by a group of Canadian researchers suggests that Internet trolls are more likely than others to show signs of sadism, psychopathy and “Machiavellianism”: a disregard for morality and tendency to manipulate or exploit others. “It was sadism, however, that had the most robust associations with trolling of any of the personality measures,” says an article by psychologists from the University of Manitoba, University of Winnipeg and University of British Columbia. “In fact, the associations between sadism and … scores were so strong that it might be said that online trolls are prototypical everyday sadists.”

Gee, I’m so shocked. /sarcasm

Some websites and social network cultures seem to incubate and create “better” sadists on top of it.

who knew right

today in super obvious news.